From The Desk of LC

Dear NY Yankees,

You may be celebrating your colossal win today, and that's all fine and good. I feel somewhat indifferent this year about your Series win, and usually, I have an opinion about everything. I'm not really one of your fans, and I think we both know that.

Alex, congrats to you. I know that you've had a great year. First you got rid of that bag of bones, Madonna (or, she left you for a younger man. HILARIOUS.) Then you rebounded with Kate Hudson. Big ups on that one. Except that, as I'm sure you're now aware, she has boobs like a teenage BOY. Your ex-wife is probably enjoying her alimony, so she's pretty much kept her mouth shut and stayed AWAY from the OK! Magazine staffers, surely a relief for you. And those nasty steroids comments? Well, lucky for you, half of our country is addicted to prescription pain pills, so they're pretty much all, "steroids schmer-oids!" about the whole ordeal, anyhow. When you, your kids, and your next door neighbor are all hooked on late night runs to good old Walgreens or Long's Drugs, what's a shot in the ass of 'the juice', anyway?

I still remain a fan of the Dodgers, and I'd also like to say that when Joe Torre leaves baseball behind, he should pursue a career in politics. If you can handle Manny, I mean, surely, you can take on Southern California.

And so, I leave you with a congratulations, because even though so many Americans today believe your win represents what's wrong with sports today, it's something. But I, like Victoria Beckham (who probably, incidentally, threw out this first pitch like a girl--and in heels) will still support LA, even if you're sittin' pretty back in the Big Apple.

Best, (at least until next season, bitches),
LC

Online Shopping: My New BFF

Oh, to be stuck at home on medical leave.

Woe is me.

Truth be told, I've had so many things to do that I've been capable of doing from bed, I am actually using my time quite wisely (in between taking pain pills to relieve my intense pain and catnaps to try and rest) and taking care of much needed tasks. Some of them, even online.

Shopping does not qualify as a task.

Plus, I'm a broke ass now that I have no health insurance and got strapped with a gazillion dollars in medical bills after I not only almost died, got hospitalized, and lost part of my reproductive organs that I so carefully looked after for YEARS because I want to be a Mom (one day)so badly...yeah, thanks a lot you piece of shit Obama protestors. If I were well enough to fly out to Pennsylvania Avenue, I would personally bitch slap anyone who opposed universal health care, and then throw copies of my medical bills in your silly little faces.

Did I mention I also have repressed anger at the moment?

Can't I set up a Pay Pal account on this bitch, and totally take donations, yo?
(Let me know if this is an option. Totally not kidding right now.)

In order to try and occupy my time and not feel removed from the fashion world (my favorite world, hands down) I have become quite fond of discovering new clothing lines and websites and designers...and I have to share the love with you, right now.



Angelova Couture is a new, chic but comfy-lookin' line that has already caught the eye of many a celebrity, and this includes Kate Hudson, who, let's face it, shouldn't remove her eyes from her womanizing boyfriend, A-Rod (I still love you, Alex. Why can't we be friends?) It also includes a celeb following like Carmen Electra and Pink. Yeah, yeah, I know there aren't hoardes of you lined up tryin' to look anything like Pink, but check this out anyway...you'll see what I mean for yourself.

To buy Angelova Couture, hit up www.angelovacouture.com, and order online today or check for more details on where to buy. Enjoy the fruits of my labor, lovers.