From The Desk of LC

Dear NY Yankees,

You may be celebrating your colossal win today, and that's all fine and good. I feel somewhat indifferent this year about your Series win, and usually, I have an opinion about everything. I'm not really one of your fans, and I think we both know that.

Alex, congrats to you. I know that you've had a great year. First you got rid of that bag of bones, Madonna (or, she left you for a younger man. HILARIOUS.) Then you rebounded with Kate Hudson. Big ups on that one. Except that, as I'm sure you're now aware, she has boobs like a teenage BOY. Your ex-wife is probably enjoying her alimony, so she's pretty much kept her mouth shut and stayed AWAY from the OK! Magazine staffers, surely a relief for you. And those nasty steroids comments? Well, lucky for you, half of our country is addicted to prescription pain pills, so they're pretty much all, "steroids schmer-oids!" about the whole ordeal, anyhow. When you, your kids, and your next door neighbor are all hooked on late night runs to good old Walgreens or Long's Drugs, what's a shot in the ass of 'the juice', anyway?

I still remain a fan of the Dodgers, and I'd also like to say that when Joe Torre leaves baseball behind, he should pursue a career in politics. If you can handle Manny, I mean, surely, you can take on Southern California.

And so, I leave you with a congratulations, because even though so many Americans today believe your win represents what's wrong with sports today, it's something. But I, like Victoria Beckham (who probably, incidentally, threw out this first pitch like a girl--and in heels) will still support LA, even if you're sittin' pretty back in the Big Apple.

Best, (at least until next season, bitches),
LC