Dash vs. Disick

Does anyone ever wonder:
a.) who the f*#k is Scott Disick, anyway?
b.) what does he do for a living, besides piss off the Kardashian girls?
c.) how is he any different from all the other dickwads who cheat on their girlfriends and then get taken back with open arms when his main woman gets knocked up?
d.) does this poor guy not have any sisters? Because if it was my brother who was getting painted as this horrible, villainous, cheating monster on national television, you bet your sweet ass I’d be running to defend him. Especially because I think Khloe is bigger than Scott. And that? Is probably not so fair, Khlo.

Okay, maybe it’s just me.

Catch the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! starting December 12th. I know I will be inviting my sister-in-law over for a girls night, complete with popcorn and wine, to listen to Kris get bitched at by Kim, see Bruce’s new face, and see how long it takes before someone on the show starts hating on Lamar Odom.

Khloe & Lamar Take Los Angeles

I’m sooo looking forward to the Khloe & Lamar wedding this coming weekend…you can’t even imagine. I’ve been waiting to see all their wedding glitz & glamour for weeks now, since I first heard about their shotgun wedding last month. I’m not hating. At this point in my life, if I found a really awesome guy who wanted to marry me and make a life with me, I might actually consider it. Hey, what the hell, life’s short, might as well give it a go. If Khloe and Lamar are crazy enough to do it, I say, go for it.

Hey, if it doesn’t work out, I hope you saved the top layer of your fancy wedding cake. You can invite me over, Khloe, and I’ll counsel you about heartbreak while stuffing my face with the Oreo cookie cake I hear you had created for you. I’ll even bring the tequila. And if it doesn't really pan out for you, hell, I'm not much of a Lakers' fan, anyway. Thank JESUS you didn't go marry a Phoenix Sun, like Amare. Then, I'd have to side with my honey Stoudy, if anything, out of loyalty.

Until we know how things work out for you & Mr. Odom, I’ll wait in anticipation of seeing you tie the knot on E! with 40 million other Americans.

Catch Khloe & Lamar’s wedding on E! on November 12th. Check your local listings for details.