If I was sending a fax to Lady Gaga, it would read:
Gaga,
Can I call you Gaga? Or Lady? What should I call you? Anyway, moving along, I applaud you for always having such an avante-garde style and innovative fashion sense. But this? Is just ridiculous. Exactly what were you attempting to prove? You look like a space age Glenda the Good Witch. I want to set you up with Marilyn Manson, so you can play dress up and pretend its Halloween every week.
Next time, for your next awards show, please try to avoid looking like you stepped out of a spaceship, or, like you did a few months back, like you just painted your face red and tried to look like you escaped from hell.
Sincerely,
LC
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