Thursday, December 3, 2009

For The Hot Chick on Your Christmas List


The gift you must run out and buy your girlfriends for Christmas?

Yeah, it isn't the make your own martini kit you found at Target, or the pedicure foot bath bullshit you saw at Costco.

It's this fabulous little book, How to Love Like a Hot Chick, by Cerina Vincent and Jodi Lipper, which offers women amazing dating and relationship advice in a straightforward, no-nonsense format. You'll feel like you're talking with your girls over margaritas, except that these girls actually took their heads out of their asses and put their female intuition into practice.

You know what that is, ladies. It's the little voice inside your head that tells you he's a supreme douchebag, you know, that voice you oftentimes ignore, because you think he might change, or magically transform into a love God over night?

At any rate, buy your friends this book, change their dating lives, or hell, buy it for yourself. There are plenty of break-ups over the holiday season.

Personally, I believe the only chumps who would leave a girl alone on the holidays are scum sucking bottom feeders who deserve to be kicked in the balls.

But hey, that's just my opinion.

Buy a copy (or two, or ten) at Borders, Amazon.com, or Barnes and Noble today.

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